Clark: BROOOOOOOOOSE.

Bruce: oh my god clark seriously I am busy do you not see that? I have to devote 22 hours a day to crimefighting and billionairing and crying manfully alone in the dark okay.

Clark: BROOSE I KNOW

I

KNOW

Bruce: how did you know clark. HOW COULD YOU EVER KNOW THE DEPTH OF MY BATGONY?

Clark:Because I have sadvision. It is one of my Kryptonian powers. I can see all of your sads.

Bruce: batsob

Clark:BRUCE, I WILL CRADLE YOU AGAINST MY BULGING PECTORALS SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW WHAT A HUG FEELS LIKE. TAKE THIS KNOWLEDGE (AND ALL OF MY LOVING) AND HUG YOUR ROBINS.

Bruce: ALL of my Robins?

Clark: ALL OF THE ROBINS.

When I was little, I wanted to be Superman. I mean, Batman is cool and all, but Superman can FLY.

(I also had a teeny-tiny crush on Superboy…

…until I met him.)

Kon: TIMMEH! Y U NOT MAH TIMMEH??!!*
Steph: I. Quit. Boys.

*(Pretty sure Superboy is a lolcat.)